the sanctuary:

A United Moths (a subsidiary of Flapjack44 International Megacorp) production, now on general release:

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/76091
posted at 9:36 AM

The Movies rocks. I have a film prepping now - a 50's nostalgia piece with hot girl-on-girl action - and one in post whose name I have forgotten but which promises to be super-awesome, I think. I was a little disappointed with some of my earlier efforts - "The Cabin of Difficulty!" suffered from poor subtitling, and "The Dame's Afoot" strayed from its initial brief a little too far. But you have to keep trying. Baby steps.

The post-production facility is a bit of a bastard in hi-res, so I have to keep switching down to lo-res to make sure the subtitles and FX synch up okay. I've made it to the 1970s without disaster, being merely mediocre. It's a high-presure game, no doubt about it. Anyway, soon I shall be uploading "British Cop!" - a mis-matched buddy movie set on the San Francisco subway (I don't want to hear it), "Callum and Stephen's Laugh-In" - a farewell indulgence for one of my starriest stars, with hilarity a-plenty* and maybe "Dance All Evening" - a gritty kung-fu thriller with Thelma & Louise overtones.


posted at 11:24 PM

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I'm back. Miss me? Or have you just quietly deleted me from your bookmarks (should I ever have been there)?

Well, you missed loads! Loads of stuff. I have some stories to tell, and I will tell them. But not yet. You're going to have to invent your own. Right now I want to sleep and play The Movies. AT THE SAME TIME!

Sadly, this is not possible. I suppose I must sleep. Unless I can't post this because I can't connect to blogger. Nooooo! So... very.. tired....
posted at 12:06 AM